Hello Good Morning Internet: No, really teach, I just love looking at my crotch.
If you travel to the furthest glaciers in the south, it is said you can walk into the canyons of ice there. If you find the junction of two canyons that form a perfect square, you can lie down in the middle there and feel no cold.
If you listen, the ice will speak and what it says will make poor men rich, and sane men mad.
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Clearly I haven’t been driving my sedan right: The vid above is an extreme sport in Saudi Arabia called Hajwalah. In the US we call rollerblading on a vert ramp extreme. While extreme sport in Saudi Arabia involves shooting automatic weapons out of a sedan while stunt driving next to a school bus. Tomato Tomahto.
